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Friday, January 14, 2011

Dear Client...

Dear Client,
In case you didn't know, there is sort of an unwritten rule that if you buy certain things from the "neighborhood kid", there is a 99.999% chance those things are stolen. These things include, but are not limited to, televisions, DVD players, iPods, digital cameras, iguanas, Coach handbags, diamond necklaces, and those license plates you bought for $5 so you could move your unregistered car.

That's just for future reference.
-PD

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