Dear Client...

Dear Client, when you beat up your wife in front of your kids, no one is amused by you telling the police "Yea, I smacked her around because I was bored." Especially when the judge presiding over your arraignment is a woman. So in case you were wondering why she set bail on you even though it's your first arrest, yes, it's because you aren't funny. Keep your mouth shut next time, -PD