Dear Client...

Dear Client, when the police caught and arrested you, they found a large ziplock bag with 25 small baggies of weed on the ground nearby. The first thing you said to the cop was "It's mine, it's for personal use" eventhough you know damn well you were posted up on the block trying to sell. Not to mention you have prior convictions for drug sales. Good job admitting possession, dude. Effin brilliant.- PD